A Cruise with Cruise

I must confess, I had the most enjoyable night! I can hear my children groan already: too much information, mother!!! No no, no worries about your dad being involved. It was all IN MY DREAMS. I was on a submarine with Tom Cruise, going all the way from Vancouver to Alaska. Funny thing is that yesterday I was expressing interest in going on an Alaskan cruise, but I certainly didn't mean TOM!(as I am not a fan, at all!) but in the dream, it was just him and me, and a few submarine lackeys, doing the work. It was extremely interesting, as one could climb out and stand on top as we whizzed over ALL those other subs in the water, nearly hitting many of then and at one time swamping and overturning a ferry boat loaded with people. We just kept going, thinking, oh they probably have rescuers on board, or life jackets at least. THEN, when we were inside the sub and alone, I got just a bit frisky(which in itself is enough to designate this story as a mere dream) and thought I'd put the move on TOM. He was responsive to a point, then he asked, did I want my hand CRUSHED, because that is what he'd have to do if I carried on in this way. That is right after I discovered he had a very small pizel, and he was a bit embarrassed. Of course, I was embarrassed because I didn't manage to make it grow. Hey, it was a DREAM okay? Anyhow, he looked better in the dream than in real life, he didn't have that goofy gummy smile. And to make it even better, later on, he turned into Harm from JAG, who is WAY more cute that Tom. Aside from the aborted attempt at adultery, it was a good trip, but I never did see Alaska. And at the end, I got my money back...Really, you had to be there, it was GREAT!